Space hero Buzz Aldrin was the first man to pee on the moon 42 years ago today. Armstrong was the first to set foot on it but, like, whatever Neil, Buzz was the first one to take a leak.
Yes, dear astronerds, he was standing there, in front of three gazillion people glued to the TV, and relieved himself, most probably with a smile that nobody saw behind his sun visor.
Oh, and all of this happened after the Eagle landed at Mare Tranquillitatis, bringing the first two humans to the moon, of course. [HoustonPress]