Brass Knuckles For The Manly Shopper

Men, you know what it’s like to slink out of K-Mart with a fistful of plastic bags containing “feminine hygiene” products for your significant other. With these Asian brass knuckles, you can reclaim at least some of your dignity… and get arrested by Australian customs.

This gut-busting, jaw-breaking weapon has two hooks for your plastic bag and engraved characters that scream “Don’t mess with me.” We have no idea where you can buy the knuckles, but they would be great for that male shopper looking for some extra machismo. Short of finding them in a seedy Chinatown shop, any Etsy members want to take a stab at developing a pair? [GadgetReview]

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    Kent

    Wednesday, July 27, 2011 at 3:04 PM

    Wouldn’t this be classed as a weapon, therefore use of this would be an offence?

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    Terence D

    Wednesday, July 27, 2011 at 3:12 PM

    So not legal here in nanny-state Oz.

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      Antonia

      Wednesday, July 27, 2011 at 4:20 PM

      A knuckle duster is not a fashion accessory its something people can use to *bash* in the heads of other people. Of course carrying one in the street should be illegal, and not just in Australia.

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        Antonia

        Wednesday, July 27, 2011 at 4:21 PM

        And before you say it, yes many “inoffensive” items can be used to bash people but a knuckle duster’s primary purpose is as a weapon.

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    MrTaco

    Wednesday, July 27, 2011 at 4:15 PM

    Why would it be classified as a weapon though? It’s just a bag holder.

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    ak47

    Wednesday, July 27, 2011 at 9:41 PM

    Guns dont kill people!… people kill people!

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    thing

    Wednesday, July 27, 2011 at 11:36 PM

    and its a shit design. It could have had a slot going the other way as well to accept plastic bags. It would actually make it easier to carry and not cut into your hands. Not like you would use it though

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    Dinghy Plans

    Monday, August 1, 2011 at 6:41 AM

    Wonder if it would be legal if it were made from hard plastic?

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