Behold, The 71-Year-Old Human Gas Guzzler

You’re not supposed to drink gasoline. It’s that toxic liquid gold we use to run our cars and machines, not a beverage option. You just don’t drink it. Period. That is, unless you’re this hardcore Chinese dude.

Chen Dejun, 71-year-old stonecutter and bamboo weaver, has been guzzling the stuff for half his life to quell his chest pains. But he hasn’t died.

Can we just break that down for a second? Dejun says he drinks about 3 to 3.5 litres of kerosene and/or gasoline a month. Over 42 years, that means he’s sucked down around 1.5 tons of fuel in his lifetime. That’s about 2027 litres, enough to fill up a Corvette almost 30 times, according to calculations by Jalopnik‘s editor Ray Wert.

But, you know, the guy’s not dead yet. In fact, a local doctor has proclaimed him to be in good health, despite his emphysema. Real doctors at a Shapingba district hospital are guessing that he must have developed some sort of immunity to gasoline. Moral of the story? Whatever doesn’t kill you, only makes you stronger. Oh, and wirey, old village stonecutters are invincible. [China Daily via Oddity Central via Geekosystem]

Photo: CFP

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(14 Comments)
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    Lance

    Friday, July 15, 2011 at 10:27 AM

    He’d be like homer at the fuel pump one ep “one for you, one for me,one for you, two for me” lol

    • [–]

      Jack

      Saturday, July 16, 2011 at 12:02 AM

      Hahaha, I don’t remember the context, but I do remember laughing hysterically.

      :)

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    Caiphus

    Friday, July 15, 2011 at 10:40 AM

    Who makes Steve Gutenberg a Star?

    • [–]

      olearymo

      Friday, July 15, 2011 at 10:56 AM

      We dooo, we doooooo!

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    Ian

    Friday, July 15, 2011 at 11:38 AM

    Presumably, he doesn’t smoke.

    How do you make a 71 year old petrol drinking stone cutter bark? light him a cigarette… WOOF!

    • [–]

      Pasta

      Friday, July 15, 2011 at 12:08 PM

      Nice one.

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    tsengan

    Friday, July 15, 2011 at 12:50 PM

    Good health, besides the emphysema…

    Ha.

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    Samana

    Friday, July 15, 2011 at 1:17 PM

    Gasoline isn’t what it used to be.

    • [–]

      Xheis

      Friday, July 15, 2011 at 2:29 PM

      +1

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    Matt L

    Friday, July 15, 2011 at 2:29 PM

    It’s probably biodegradable ethonol. Soft.

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    Fenix

    Friday, July 15, 2011 at 3:27 PM

    This article = Win

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    Dogfood

    Friday, July 15, 2011 at 8:11 PM

    O-kaaay… so, he started drinking this stuff to quell his chest pains, yes?

    What on earth made him think that would be a good idea in the first place?

    “He-e-e-y, that’s a bit of a nasty chest pain I’ve developed! Think I’ll just have me a pint of super…”

  • [–]

    Franz

    Saturday, July 16, 2011 at 11:04 AM

    Horatio, the guy who drinks petrol just died in an explosion while drinking the top blend of premium.
    Looks like. His eyes. Lit up.

    Yeeaaaaaaaah

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    jughead

    Monday, July 18, 2011 at 1:06 PM

    so does that mean he’s carrying a flamethrower whenever he needs to go wee wee?

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