Woman Pulled From Monstrous Jaws Of ATM Machine

Getting cash out of an ATM is usually something I’d consider a non-dangerous activity. Usually! This was not the case for one Pennsylvanian woman, who had to have firefighters tear her stuck hand out of an ATM. This dangerous world…

The woman, whose hand was trapped in the money slot up to her wrist, claims she was reaching it up in there in the first place because the machine didn’t dispense her cash. Which sounds sort of fishy to me! Have you ever tried to stick your arm up into a vending machine to score a free Twix? Yeah. The trapped customer got out with only minor scrapes, and the bank commented with the following: “Our primary concern is to provide a safe, convenient banking experience for our clients.” Well, you sure BLEW IT, bank. [WPXI]

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    Jason

    Friday, June 3, 2011 at 8:43 AM

    “ATM Machine”. Thats the oldest literary foh pah in the book.

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    olearymo

    Friday, June 3, 2011 at 9:04 AM

    and you just spelled faux pas ‘foh pah’. I’m not sure what to say.

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      Sam

      Friday, June 3, 2011 at 12:19 PM

      Is that a double ontondrah? :P

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    Aaron

    Friday, June 3, 2011 at 10:55 AM

    Retard. ATM cash is kept in canisters near the bottom of the atm, and it would be fairly hard to open them even if you could somehow reach them.

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    Franz

    Friday, June 3, 2011 at 5:01 PM

    Owned+ Om Nom Nom.

    Seriously though, all ATMs outside banks should have a help/service button to summon staff from inside the bank to help remedy ATM malfunctions, it’s no good having to leave the ATM to go inside for obvious reasons.

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