White Ninja Crashes Car Into Apple Store, Vanishes Without A Trace

A man wearing a white shirt and hooded mask Ninja crashed a stolen Honda Accord into the glass window front of an Apple Store early this morning in Greensboro, N.C. According to MyFox8, it was a botched robbery attempt.

Police described the suspect as a white male wearing a white shirt and hooded mask. According to 107.5 KZL, a security guard said the suspect was wearing a white ninja suit.

Police went on to say that nothing was stolen from the store, and the culprit fled the scene immediately. And while I have no doubt that Ninja’s love MacBooks and iPads too, I’m pretty sure he vanished from the scene as opposed to fleeing. Just sayin’. [MyFox8 via 9to5mac]