This Massage Chair Has Everything But A Happy Ending

This massage chair by Panasonic has everything you’d want. 3D mapping! It creates a map of the body-height, weight, dimensions – and then massages accordingly. There’s even hot stones! It can heat itself up to 42C. Happy endings? Uhm, well…

Yeah, you dont get massages there but the chair, called the Panasonic EP-MA70 Real Pro Ultra Luxury massage chair, has every other trick in the book: shoulder massage, hand and arm massage, waist and back, thigh and hip, and even calf and foot. And the ‘hot stone’ therapy can increase your blood flow, lessen your anxiety and bring you to your happy place. Gotta count for somethin’. $US8000. [Panasonic via BornRich]