This Epic Water Slide Helps You Forget Your Face Is Melting Off

Wherever you are today on this hellspawn sauna our planet has become today, I guarantee that you’d rather be about halfway down the world’s sickest, slickest water slide, toes pointed straight at the Mediterranean. Even worse: you could be there. Right now.

The slide is accessible to anyone with a room key at Città del Mar, an Italian hotel whose rooms top out at €137 ($187) and whose landscape architects should have their faces etched in stone for posterity. It’s located just off of Sicily, on the Gulf of Castellammare, in case your travel agent hasn’t found it yet. I’ll meet you there tomorrow, on the second level pool, with an iced Limoncello and a deep sense of inner peace. [Citta del Mar via LeeDeeAnnax483]

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    Awnshegh

    Friday, June 10, 2011 at 8:45 AM

    All you need is a chair lift back to the top.

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    olearymo

    Friday, June 10, 2011 at 9:04 AM

    Wow, the entire PLANET is a hellspawn sauna today? Funny, I must be imagining the 4 degree celcius conditions outside my window.

    Hey, Giz U.S., guess what? The Earth is round. Check it out sometime.

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    Owen

    Friday, June 10, 2011 at 10:18 AM

    Waking up and it’s in the negatives today. You can have your “melting” weather. Pfft.

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