The ‘Booty Pillow’ Is A Real Thing That Exists

Finally, a solution for those of us with pesky lovers who like to fall asleep on our arses!* Introducing the Booty Pillow, which is “meant to look like and replicate the feel of laying on a woman’s backside and the small of her back”. Featuring products with names like “The AmsterDAAMN”, for a small sum of $US29.99 you can purchase a product that promises to “put a smile on your cheeks”.

Booty Pillow’s website directs us to the origins of said product, called “Birth of the Booty”:

The story of the Booty Pillow is quite simple. Lull was laying on a girl’s butt/small of her back. He thought to himself, “Man, this is really comfortable. I wish I could just take this and keep it. It feels so great!” The next day, he called Nic, told him the story, and then said, “We should make Booty Pillows!” Nic laughed and followed, “I’m down. Let’s do it!” The rest is history.

Really gives Genesis a run for its money, doesn’t it?

* Is this a thing that actually happens? Anyone?

[Booty Pillows (Official Site) via Crushable]

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(10 Comments)
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    Jack

    Friday, June 3, 2011 at 10:51 AM

    Forever alone…

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    Gabriel

    Friday, June 3, 2011 at 10:55 AM

    Guilty as charged. Love to snuggle up to my girl friends badonkadonk. She has been kind enough not to fart in the 3 years i’ve been doing it to so life is good

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      olearymo

      Friday, June 3, 2011 at 3:20 PM

      ohhh man you just gave me the best laugh of the afternoon.

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      `spike

      Tuesday, June 7, 2011 at 9:45 AM

      At least not when you’re awake…

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    Gino Rodrigo

    Friday, June 3, 2011 at 11:45 AM

    What kind of assery is this?

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    Sir Mix-a-lot

    Friday, June 3, 2011 at 12:25 PM

    Put me down for an xxl

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    Franz

    Friday, June 3, 2011 at 4:37 PM

    They would sell more if they didn’t come with the G-Stripe

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      granny

      Friday, June 3, 2011 at 6:20 PM

      like grand mum panties instead? I think the G string works best! haha

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    BJ

    Friday, June 3, 2011 at 7:07 PM

    Well that’s one way to get the wind to part your hair.

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    Rion

    Saturday, June 4, 2011 at 3:47 AM

    My buddy in Seattle “Don” was interviewed about is thoughts on the Booty Pillow.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yR0TbFzZ20&feature=youtu.be

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