Please Don’t Ever Wear These Sandals

Now that summer is here in the northern hemisphere, some of you will get fussy about shoes, instead opting for sandals. And unless you hate yourself (or think Crocs are great), don’t opt for these ones, which pack a storage compartment in each sole.

Aside from looking like something that cooky relative in your family would wear, there are just better ways to lug your pocketables around.

[UPDATE: Here at Giz AU we think there's potential to these. Perhaps Adrian has never lived near a beach in his life? When you're packing nothing but boardies, a T-shirt, and a towel, a hidden stash in the thongs could be uber handy. Might have to track these down ourselves when our summer returns later in the year.]

[Red Ferret via BoingBoing]

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(4 Comments)
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    CK

    Saturday, June 4, 2011 at 7:58 PM

    Oh crap, I left the house naked except for my sandles. Glad they have pockets!

    Hard to believe anyone actually has a use for these.

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    Nodeity

    Sunday, June 5, 2011 at 9:29 AM

    Surely these thing would be uncomfortable to wear, there’s a bloody great chunk of metal in them. They wouldn’t be “Flip Flops” or “Thongs” as we antipodeans say, so much as flip flaps!!

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    Chris

    Sunday, June 5, 2011 at 10:10 PM

    well if you go to the beach all the time… i spose they make it easier for people to just walk off with your wallet and phone.

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    Chris

    Monday, June 6, 2011 at 1:34 PM

    Reef make a pair with a built in flask in each sole. you pour your bourbon in and it fills up the gel/airpocket space. very cool, and are worthy of been seen wearing them unline these ones lol. they also have ones with bottle opener instead.

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