Happy Hot Dog Man Mutates Your Hot Dog Into A Human Weiner

You, my friend, are eating a sad hot dog. Why? Cause if you’re not using the Happy Hot Dog Man to make the perfect cuts and slices to turns your dog into a little human character, you’re doing it wrong.

It’s like a toy… that you can eat! Or a weiner to play dress up with. Or decorate with condiments. Or use as practice for your cannibal future. Or be stupid. Or be stupid. Or be stupid. $US11. [Happy Hot Dog Man via Eater]

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    T-Red

    Wednesday, June 15, 2011 at 11:31 AM

    wasnt there something similar a while back that made hotdogs look like octopuses?

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    Marc

    Wednesday, June 15, 2011 at 12:03 PM

    I have ordered several of the happy hotdog man and when friends have parties I bring them over. Everyone loves them and it really works!

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