From Now On, I’m Only Using Bear Paw Forks To Eat

Sometimes I’m eating something so delicious that my slow fingers and small utensils can’t keep up with me. I need more powuh. These Bear Paw Meat Handler Forks will let me maul meat like a bear would. So perfect.

More seriously, the Bear Paws look to be actually pretty good at pulling and shredding pork, carving and moving big chunks of meat around. I’m not sure how effective it would be for stuffing my face but I wouldn’t mind having these at the dinner table. $US15. [Amazon via Foodbeast via BuzzFeed]

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    Mr Biggles

    Wednesday, June 29, 2011 at 8:08 AM

    I’m taking these to my next fist fight….

    Seriously people… where’s the sense…??

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    Jeff

    Wednesday, June 29, 2011 at 9:19 AM

    These would be great, I’d just need to be careful not to cut my face open as easily as what I’m eating

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    Kent

    Wednesday, June 29, 2011 at 12:45 PM

    Oh hey, legal street weapon.

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      Mr Biggles

      Wednesday, June 29, 2011 at 2:15 PM

      In the same way a knife is a legal street weapon?

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        Matt L

        Wednesday, June 29, 2011 at 5:14 PM

        Spoons can be used to deflect sunlight into the eyes of drivers, causing them serious vision issues and may lead to injury or death.

        The problem is, spoons look friendly when clearly, they are not. At least these paws look dangerous, like a warning sign, it lowers the chances of injury…. You however, I would not trust with this contraption, let alone a spoon.

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