Mirman placed the full-page advertisement (excerpted above) in the New York Press and Greenpoint Gazette this week, comparing his cable provider unfavorably to Jeffrey Dahmer and wishing its executives an abundance of plagues. Will it solve anything? Of course not! But it sure is cathartic.
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