The Two-Headed Sith Series Spyder III Laser: Death By Fun

In honour of May the Fourth (be with you), the real-life lightsabre has gone over to the dark side. The special “Sith Series” edition of the Spyder III, available now as an actual thing you can buy and use and burn things with, combines two Spyder III portable lasers locked together at the boring end by a Spyder interconnector. Holy hell that thing looks crazy.

To be honest, the Spyder III – touted as the most powerful in the world – proved to be a bit of a disappointment. Especially for those who ordered one and, uh, never got it. And this design, while off the charts in the all-important “ridiculously cool and potentially blinding weapon/toy” metric, renders your laser pretty much useless unless you’re into singeing yourself, or have a lot of peripheral targets.

Still, though. Just look at that thing. I don’t remember the last time my day was brightened so much by the dark side. [Wicked Lasers]

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    Steve Lewenhoff

    Monday, June 20, 2011 at 12:25 AM

    For anybody even contemplating giving WICKED LASERS any money you better off giving the money to a charity as you will never see your purchase. I speak from experience…dozens of emails sent by me with only the occasional responded to saying we are looking into your shipment bla-bla, but nothing ever comes of it… they just try to string you along…for me now NEARLY 1 YEAR of Bull…t. Steve Liu is nothing but a scammer!

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