Sexy 8-Bit Stockings Give Me Some Classic Turgidity Action

Gizmodo’s bullpen, five minutes ago. Jesus: I kind of like these 8-bit stockings. Christopher M.: only kind of? Jesus: You know me too well, Mr Mascari. [Thanks Laura!]

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    Painkiller

    Tuesday, May 10, 2011 at 1:13 PM

    Mmmm i like them too. Very sexy, in an 8-bit way.

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    Harmonic

    Tuesday, May 10, 2011 at 10:12 PM

    You know, based just on the image, you don’t even need 8 bits. Just use 1 bit per pixel: “1″ is black material, “0″ is no material. Your stockings now take up 1/8th of the space!

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    Vishnu

    Thursday, March 29, 2012 at 11:42 PM

    Do any of their new ads mention that, to take vdgantaae of the the great Next G’ network, you have to ditch your current mobile handset and purchase a new, more expensive one? Me thinks not considering that these handsets will only be compatible with Telstra’s network, therefore preventing you from churning to other telco’s once you get sick of the big T’s exorbatent charges.FT

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