The Whaletone Piano Does Not Eat Krill Or Plankton

I may’ve done a few years of piano lessons as a kid, but wouldn’t know the first thing about what makes for a good piano. That’s why I’m going purely on my first impression with this Whaletone piano, which is making me salivate with desire.

Apparently one button automatically lifts the piano lid up, so the pianist can rest their fingers on the ivory keys and have a tinkle on the Roland guts. Available in a range of colours – though I will hunt you down and harpoon you if you don’t choose the monochrome model – the piano is available to buy through the website on an enquiry-only basis. [Whaletone via Yatzer via Born Rich]