One of my life goals is to throw the first pitch at a Dodgers baseball game. I daydream about it regularly, actually. But the nerves! What if I miss the catcher or, gasp, one-bounce it across home plate? I don’t think I could go home after that.
And I was OKwith C-list and D-list celebrities beating me out to my dream but tonight a non-human, a freaking robot, tossed out the first pitch at a Phillies game against the Brewers. A robot doesn’t have to deal with those weak human emotions like I do! Un-fair!
Too bad that stupid robot can’t get the ball over the plate. He one bounced it, hah! Like my sister would! What a loser. Watch it:
that was a lame arse throw, and I use the term ‘throw’ loosely. I was expecting it to rocket the ball in. I reckon my robotic Neato vacuum could probably throw better then that.
Jon
Thursday, April 21, 2011 at 1:11 PMthat was a lame arse throw, and I use the term ‘throw’ loosely. I was expecting it to rocket the ball in. I reckon my robotic Neato vacuum could probably throw better then that.
Tertius Zyl
Thursday, April 21, 2011 at 1:35 PMTwo words:
Potato Cannon!
Ok, that was two words and an exclamation mark.
Whitey
Thursday, April 21, 2011 at 1:39 PMThey already have pitching machines that work fine, dont know how this one was so bad.