The Toy Tazer Is Great For Tasing Kids

Have a rowdy bunch of kids? Why not tase them a little bit to teach ‘em a lesson?

The Toy Tazer is perfect because for one, they’re dirt cheap at only $US3.40 and for two, it’s not that harmful at only 3.6V per shot (versus 50,000 in police tasers). Let your kid know what it feels like before he really gets tased, you know? It’s only good parenting. [Red Ferret via UberGizmo]

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    Jason Durpress

    Thursday, March 3, 2011 at 1:35 PM

    My god, how stupid are you. Even listing something like this reminds me of how stupid Gizmodo is.

    Let wind back to the TV B Gone episode.

    This is just irresponsible.

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      MrTaco

      Thursday, March 3, 2011 at 2:11 PM

      What is so irresponsible about it? Are you telling me that as a kid, you never touched your tongue to the contacts of a 9v battery to test if it was any good? I know I did plenty of times and it never seemed to cause me or my sister any harm.

      In fact I’m wondering how this can manage to shock at all with such a low voltage, seems a bit odd.

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    Zac

    Thursday, March 3, 2011 at 3:42 PM

    I know that first response was a bit reactionary, but proof that some of us are getting too PC!

    I would suggest that 3.6V is not as bad a a severe ‘tickle’.

    Better than the wooded spoon or belt us ‘oldies’ used to get….

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    slap-happy

    Thursday, March 3, 2011 at 9:05 PM

    Aim for the heart!

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    jarrard

    Friday, March 4, 2011 at 12:12 PM

    seriously nothing to whinge about.

    probably the same effect as one of those trick lighters

    http://cdn1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/167/811/591/BVYg.jpg

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      jarrard

      Friday, March 4, 2011 at 12:13 PM

      better than a broken wooden spoon on your backside or a teaspoon of tobasco sauce

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