Air New Zealand’s debuted a spiffy in-flight safety video, and it’s exactly what I’d want to watch right before takeoff – because nothing inspires calm and connotes stability like the spastic antics of glittery reanimated dance-corpse Richard Simmons. [via BuzzFeed]



















Doug Ex
Tuesday, March 29, 2011 at 7:43 AMIf I saw that video pre-flight, I’d be so distracted that I wouldn’t actually remember any of the safety pointers they gave.
And by the 2nd or 3rd time I saw it, I’d mentally shut down far more than those regular ones.
I guess it could be worse – Qantas could have used Travolta in a white suit instead of a pilot’s uniform…
Nick
Tuesday, March 29, 2011 at 12:07 PMThe rugby one was much better!
adam smolkowicz
Wednesday, March 30, 2011 at 11:07 AMThis guy always cracks me up