Crossbow Machete: Most Badass Way To Accidentally Kill Someone

If you happen across a giant bald man of some vague Eastern European provenance wearing a blue ESPRIT t-shirt, do not provoke him. Because chances are he is carrying on his person the most ridiculous weapon of the modern age: the crossbow machete. Don’t try this at home, or outside, or anywhere, ever. [Geekologie]

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    Leonard Low

    Thursday, March 31, 2011 at 9:14 AM

    That isn’t crossbow. It’s a slingshot.

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    Wayne T.P

    Thursday, March 31, 2011 at 9:17 PM

    I see you’ve played crossey slingey before.

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