After all, we killed the Teasmade. Now, the Chinese - I mean, what do they know about tea? - have cobbled together a Nespresso-alike machine for tea called the Tpresso for "younger consumers who don't have time to brew tea in the traditional war".
It uses tea capsules similar to the Nespresso (goooooodbye, planet!), and costs the equivalent of $US768. SEVEN HUNDRED AND SIXTY-EIGHT DOLLARS.