What Happens When You Steal A Hacker’s Computer

Meet Melvin Guzman. He somehow ended up with a Mac stolen from Zoz, a rather crafty hacker who happens to love that computer “like his firstborn“. Here’s a hilarious account of what happened – complete with some poorly censored nudity.

Note: The actual story starts around the 3:15 mark in the video, so you can skip to that point.

If you want a closer look at the presentation slides shown in the video, you can find them right on the DEF CON site. [YouTube via Kashmir Hill]

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(10 Comments)
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    Travis New

    Friday, December 24, 2010 at 6:35 PM

    Watched the whole found it quite funny and awesome!

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    Justin Gawthorne

    Friday, December 24, 2010 at 6:42 PM

    LOL nice work dude

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    Steve

    Saturday, December 25, 2010 at 12:31 AM

    Here I was expecting to hear someone stole Lisbeth Salander’s Mac. Well colour me disappointed.

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    Kenny Brodie

    Saturday, December 25, 2010 at 3:12 AM

    This guy has an unsettling accent. It’s like a strange hybrid of Australian and American.

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    kevin

    Saturday, December 25, 2010 at 12:59 PM

    so how did he get your osx login password?

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      Justin

      Monday, December 27, 2010 at 2:44 AM

      His mac was set to login to the desktop, the guy didnt have the admin password so he couldnt install new apps

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    g

    Sunday, December 26, 2010 at 8:17 PM

    this guy is a knob – i think he likes the word f!!k too much…

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      bob

      Saturday, March 19, 2011 at 6:30 PM

      You mean fuck?

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    CrowdedTrousers

    Tuesday, December 28, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    gold. tenacity pays off. this is the new face of sleuthing. of all the two-byte EAL registers, she had to MOV into mine…

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    z13

    Tuesday, January 4, 2011 at 6:59 PM

    So was Melvin the guy who actually stole the computer?

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