Three Russian GLONASS Satellites Are In The Pacific Following Catastrophic Rocket Launch

Heads up, Hawaii! Three Russian GLONASS satellites just went into the Pacific drink courtesy a failed Proton-M rocket launch in Kazakhstan. Дерьмо!

For the uninitiated, GLONASS stands for GLObal NAvigation Satellite System when it’s translated from Russian (ГЛОбальная НАвигационная Спутниковая Система), and is part of a system that’s meant to rival the U.S.’s Global Positioning Service (GPS) when it’s made operational sometime next year.

Said GLONASS domination will be admittedly more difficult with three of its satellites currently mapping out the bottom of the Pacific Ocean “somewhere near Hawaii.” [BBC via GPS Track Log - Thanks, Rich]

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(7 Comments)
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    Pete

    Monday, December 6, 2010 at 9:14 AM

    Well there’s your problem. The russians are constructing their rockets out of Meccano.

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      Simon Reidy

      Monday, December 6, 2010 at 11:12 AM

      You’re almost right. On closer inspection you’ll notice the bottom half is actually made out of Lego.

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    Pepe

    Monday, December 6, 2010 at 9:53 AM

    Shot down with GPS

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    G

    Monday, December 6, 2010 at 10:55 AM

    Is GLONASS the private one?

    anyways – hope they can save at least parts of them!

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    Edward Luck

    Monday, December 6, 2010 at 12:03 PM

    The cake is a lie.

    Oh wait that was GLaDOS. :P

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    matt

    Monday, December 6, 2010 at 3:44 PM

    well there’s their problem: shouldn’t they be pointing them UP?

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    Adam

    Monday, December 6, 2010 at 4:00 PM

    Probably built by Lada and rusted before it hit the ocean floor.

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