The CardSharp is a devious little novelty blade that measures just 2mm thick, weighs 13 grams and is fairly terrifying! It won’t be out until January for around $US23, which gives us all plenty of time to revert back to the relatively safe environs of a purely cash-based economy. [CardSharp via OhGizmo!]
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