Didn’t Get Anything From Santa This Year? Here’s Why

Didn’t get any gifts from Santa this year? I think I know why. You see, last year a boy wanted to get some revenge on the old man in red and—well, let’s just say it wasn’t pretty.

At least now we know how to extort the Easter bunny for whatever we didn’t find under our Christmas trees. [Jim Benton via The High Definite]