The Pool Noodle Girlfriend

The Pool Noodle Girlfriend, courtesy of the weirdos at Vice, is a masturbatory contraption comprised of a pool noodle, a few condoms, and a plunger. I hope your Friday night doesn’t resemble this in any way.

Here’s the inventor recounting his Eureka! moment:

I cut it up while I was on the can taking a shit so no one would ask me what the fuck I was doing. I was shoving a condom into this thing, and then I saw the plunger and one thing led to another. I think I was plunging the condom into the slit with the plunger and I thought, “Ahh fucking hell! I could stick this to the mirror.” And that’s pretty much it.

I’m gonna go drink a bunch of FourLokos and try to forget I ever saw this. [Viceland]

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(6 Comments)
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    Nodeity

    Monday, November 8, 2010 at 9:45 AM

    Oh my god, this guy must have a pencil dick, seriously dude, no normal sized penis would fit in there? :}

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      Steve

      Monday, November 8, 2010 at 2:32 PM

      A pool noodle is quite thick as you can see. And it appears he hollowed the inside, which he then shoved a condom inside.

      That said. This is one of the odder masturbatory aides I’ve heard of in awhile. Whatever happened to the old microwaved banana peel? And why’s there spraypaint all over his mirror?

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    Glen

    Monday, November 8, 2010 at 7:54 PM

    A new low

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    tsengan

    Monday, November 8, 2010 at 9:44 PM

    Stay classy, boys.

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    Sandy Edgar

    Saturday, November 13, 2010 at 7:26 AM

    Should we expect a review from you guys sometime soon then?

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    Condoms

    Friday, January 21, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    haha, thats funny, when I was just looking at the picture I thought it was a dildo or some sort, and then reading it I thought what… Too funny

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