So Maybe Getting Molested By The TSA Isn’t SO Awful

Comedian and Community star Joe McHale thinks that having your genitals fondled by a stranger as you attempt to get home to your irritating family isn’t the worst thing ever. Hey, plenty of people pay to get grabbed there.

Of course, getting screened by a TSA agent often entails something worse than a gentle rub. Like, a lot worse. Good luck, Giz flyers.

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(5 Comments)
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    Kai Howells

    Thursday, November 25, 2010 at 5:34 PM

    If I ever travel to the USA (highly unlikely that would be my destination of choice at the moment) I’ve got just three words for the TSA drone who tries to grab my balls.

    Look them square in the eye and tell them “Say my name…”

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      Harry

      Thursday, November 25, 2010 at 6:00 PM

      LOL GOLD!!!!! Best solution i have heard! to this TSA crap!!!

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      Steve

      Saturday, November 27, 2010 at 4:37 PM

      Really? I’d have gone with “Cup the balls” with “Stroke the shaft” as a close second.

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    Graeme

    Thursday, November 25, 2010 at 11:18 PM

    Accent type 3 on here would be perfect -
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkDYo-78rqA

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    Michael

    Friday, November 26, 2010 at 1:31 PM

    I’d go with positivity to put them off.

    “Thank you. This’ll be the most action I’ve had in ages”
    “I’m looking forward to this”
    “Joe McHale says you’re the best”

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