
Of course, getting screened by a TSA agent often entails something worse than a gentle rub. Like, a lot worse. Good luck, Giz flyers.

Of course, getting screened by a TSA agent often entails something worse than a gentle rub. Like, a lot worse. Good luck, Giz flyers.
Kai Howells
Thursday, November 25, 2010 at 5:34 PMIf I ever travel to the USA (highly unlikely that would be my destination of choice at the moment) I’ve got just three words for the TSA drone who tries to grab my balls.
Look them square in the eye and tell them “Say my name…”
Harry
Thursday, November 25, 2010 at 6:00 PMLOL GOLD!!!!! Best solution i have heard! to this TSA crap!!!
Steve
Saturday, November 27, 2010 at 4:37 PMReally? I’d have gone with “Cup the balls” with “Stroke the shaft” as a close second.
Graeme
Thursday, November 25, 2010 at 11:18 PMAccent type 3 on here would be perfect -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkDYo-78rqA
Michael
Friday, November 26, 2010 at 1:31 PMI’d go with positivity to put them off.
“Thank you. This’ll be the most action I’ve had in ages”
“I’m looking forward to this”
“Joe McHale says you’re the best”