Idiots Try To Sell $US33 Artic Ice Cubes To Other Idiots

Two Dutch artists think that they can convince you to pay $US33 for a tiny ice capsule extracted from a large ice chunk stolen from Greenland. Because you must preserve the melting ice caps in your fridge. Really.

This is what they want:

To sell the pieces to people throughout the country that cherish and preserve it. To let the ice hibernate in the freezer compartment of their refrigerator for better times to come. Come get your relic from the last ice age, come get your piece of history and bring the heated discussion home.

No, we won’t pay anything for your stupid piece of ice. I don’t care about the symbolism. I don’t even care if your intention was to create the ultimate exercise of absurd art. Why? Because it’s just dumb. Dumber than sticking your penis in a polar bear ear. In fact, someone in Amsterdam should go to your house, melt all your dumb arctic popsicles, and slap your faces for trying to pull this one off, you clowns. [My Polar Ice via The Pop-Up City via Core77]

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    huu

    Wednesday, December 1, 2010 at 12:03 PM

    in the early eighties there was this guy selling rock as pet. Thats right Rock, as in normal rock you can pick up from the street. He give the rocks a name and sell it. no symbolism or anything just a rock. He made $3 millions in 6 months. So the idiots is not the seller it people who buys them. It good that you point out these absurdity, it’s scary how many idiots are out there, and one day one of these idiot is put in charge to look after a nuke button and it’s all over. so time to stand up and not tollerate idiocy, stupidity and absurdity.

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      Stefan

      Wednesday, December 1, 2010 at 4:00 PM

      what you gonna do? educate them?

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    Rollz

    Wednesday, December 1, 2010 at 9:06 PM

    Well its as useless as a electric muffin maker. But if they sell, these guys are not dumb, they are goddamn genius’s.

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