How To Properly Raise An Apple Fanboy (Or Girl)

You’ve gotta get them hooked while they’re young, so you can’t just slack off until your Apple-fanboys-in-training are old enough to appreciate iPad books. Instead, you’ve gotta get out the sewing kit and make a custom iPhone quilt.

Now which of those app icons do I set the kid on for automatic nappy changes? [BenjaminSte.in via The Daily What via TUAW]

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    olearymo

    Wednesday, December 1, 2010 at 12:12 PM

    Kinda sad

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      DW

      Wednesday, December 1, 2010 at 1:49 PM

      Just kinda? That’s bordering on child abuse.

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    Steve

    Wednesday, December 1, 2010 at 2:14 PM

    If I ever thought Gizmodo’s Apple bias wasn’t blatant enough, it’s like they threw all caution to the wind with this post. Encouraging behaviour like this is the 21st century equivalent of indoctrinating a child into beliefs of the parents’ choice.

    Embarrassing.

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