How To: Keep A Severed Head Alive

Ready for some service? Here’s a patent, awarded in 1985, describing a system for “perfusing an animal head.” Creepily, the head shown in the diagram is not an animal’s. Wait what’s that? You want to see it in action? Welp…

The Atlantic unearthed the patent, describing how an animal’s “discorporated” head could be supplied with nutrients and oxygenated blood through a series of tubes. Gross. And the diagrams accompanying the patent show not an animal head but a human one. Gross and creepy.

Here, for you visual learners, is an old video which outlines a similar system and then shows it in action, the footage culled from a Russian experiment with a dog. Yeeps.

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(12 Comments)
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    Edward Luck

    Wednesday, November 17, 2010 at 4:05 PM

    So, so morbid.

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    PBO

    Wednesday, November 17, 2010 at 5:24 PM

    looks just like an AutoJector. The Russians have had these for about 60 years.

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    Andreas Koepke

    Wednesday, November 17, 2010 at 5:43 PM

    That is just wrong in more ways than I could ever put into words. Augh.

    I am certainly no PETA supporter but something like this makes me sad.

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    Chris

    Wednesday, November 17, 2010 at 5:47 PM

    Isn’t this (the video at least) just that hoax where they stuck the dogs head through the table?

    yeah, it looks like it, the dog picks it’s head up off the table at the end

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      LGB

      Thursday, November 18, 2010 at 10:08 AM

      If only that was true…

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    Troy Cant

    Wednesday, November 17, 2010 at 5:47 PM

    Getting closer to Futurama style heads in jars

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    ben evans

    Wednesday, November 17, 2010 at 7:58 PM

    its a monkey head, not a human head.

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    wsDK_II

    Thursday, November 18, 2010 at 8:11 AM

    what the fuck

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      glennc

      Thursday, November 18, 2010 at 12:45 PM

      ^^^ what he said

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    LGB

    Thursday, November 18, 2010 at 10:04 AM

    I’d like to isolate his head and shove it up an elephants arse…

    Sick bastard

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    Super Hugger

    Thursday, November 18, 2010 at 3:14 PM

    It’s call the Cold War because none of the technology even existed.

    Don’t let it get to your head!

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    David Shears

    Saturday, November 20, 2010 at 11:52 PM

    I’m with Chris on this one…

    When they hit the hammer on the table you see the dog move his head as it it was attached to his neck. I cant think of any muscles in the head of a dog (other than its tongue) that is strong enough to move its entire head…

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