If you recall, the adorably simple, no-nonsense John’s Phone only makes phone calls. There’s no texting, no music, and no colour LCD. It’s address book is a pen and paper attached to the back. Here’s a video of it being unboxed.
Is it wrong for me to want something so delightfully useless? [BuzzFeed]




















Jubbin Grewal
Sunday, November 14, 2010 at 11:53 PMMy tv remote has more functions than that phone…
The Gremlin
Monday, November 15, 2010 at 8:21 AMMy watch has more functions than that phone
Unimaginative
Tuesday, November 16, 2010 at 8:16 AMWhat’s a ‘watch’?
nicholas
Monday, November 15, 2010 at 7:15 AMi want it.
i can see this selling.
hugh
Monday, November 15, 2010 at 9:48 AMand my dads Xmas present is sorted
Brett Stone
Monday, November 15, 2010 at 12:00 PMIt’s a brilliant idea if it’s not just a hoax. I think that given it has an LCD on the top you could add texting, because not everyone will know/appreciate that you can’t read text or respond.
Kevin Russell
Monday, November 15, 2010 at 12:22 PMFor what it does, it sounds a bit pricey to me.
olearymo
Monday, November 15, 2010 at 1:28 PMI bet its battery life is through the roof though.
gromit
Monday, November 15, 2010 at 5:12 PMIt’s so uncool, it’s cool!
Cpt. Pajama Shark
Monday, November 15, 2010 at 10:08 PMBut he’s been using it??,
not a true unboxing IMO
still, it’s almost there when it comes to simplicity.
Also, where would you get new books from.
And the pen is too small for old people.
I would also include a free stick-on curley cord to go with it… that way you can still pretend that your using a phone attached to a wall.
All and all, i’d get one just so i could force people to ring me. muhahahaha
Gadda da Vida
Tuesday, July 19, 2011 at 10:23 AMIf it had a dial instead of push buttons, it would have been a no-brainer.