Pornkins: There Goes The Neighbourhood!

Carving pumpkins with scary faces is kids stuff. Carving pumpkins with sexual scenes more explicit than you ever could have thought possible – that’s what mature witches and warlocks do. If that sounds like you, say hello to Pornkins:

The Pornkins set, which is on sale for $US20, includes two carving knifes, one poker tool, one instruction sheet, one scoop and all 10 stencils. Those knives and the stencils are for making the pornkins – the rest, who knows! [Pornkins - Thanks Jason!]

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    James Carson

    Thursday, October 28, 2010 at 3:51 PM

    WhyTF is elvis in half of them?!

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    Les

    Friday, October 29, 2010 at 9:39 PM

    yeah….he must be singing “in the ghetto” in the last one coz he’s crying……….quite a bit eh.

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    Frank

    Friday, October 29, 2010 at 11:52 PM

    Wait – since when is Gizmodo rated R?

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