Microsoft Wants To Keep Your Sick Computers Off The Internet

According to Microsoft, your virus-infected computer is no different from a diseased human. This means that it should be quarantined until it’s healthy so that it doesn’t put others at risk:

Just as when an individual who is not vaccinated puts others’ health at risk, computers that are not protected or have been compromised with a bot put others at risk and pose a greater threat to society. In the physical world, international, national, and local health organizations identify, track and control the spread of disease which can include, where necessary, quarantining people to avoid the infection of others. Simply put, we need to improve and maintain the health of consumer devices connected to the Internet in order to avoid greater societal risk.

Quarantining infected computers doesn’t exactly sound like an easy feat, but Microsoft has a plan. It wants to implement a “health check” that confirms whether a computer is ready to connect to the Internet:

Although the conditions to be checked may change over time, current experience suggests that such health checks should ensure that software patches are applied, a firewall is installed and configured correctly, an antivirus program with current signatures is running, and the machine is not currently infected with known malware.

There are problems with this plan, though. Some people might not want to jump through the hoops required for a health check or their computers might be too infected to even run the necessary application. Either way, Microsoft appears to think that we can turn the internet into a safer place if we all just get tested before connecting. [Technet via BBC]

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    MrTaco

    Thursday, October 7, 2010 at 11:17 PM

    So… if your virus definitions are out of date, you have to update them before connecting to the net?

    At least with people they heal themselves over time :/

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      matt

      Friday, October 8, 2010 at 12:50 AM

      don’t worry, then you’d just update your virus defs over the inter… oh… wait…

      the more convoluted they make the security systems, the more viruses and hackers will slip through the cracks.

      also this is a gross attack on freedom. who the hell is microsoft to say when I can and can’t be connected to the internet.

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    Aaron Divitini

    Thursday, October 7, 2010 at 11:34 PM

    woohoo go Microsoft…..

    My business will thank you for all the work that would come my way

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    Chris Guerin

    Thursday, October 7, 2010 at 11:39 PM

    Whereas Microsoft views this as keeping the web clean, I see this as a massive invasion of privacy.

    Microsoft doesn’t own the Internet, therefore, they can’t dictate to us saying “Your PC must be clean before venturing onto the web”

    That’s like wrapping your kids in cotton wool before going outside the house!

    It’s MADNESS!!!

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    Ha

    Friday, October 8, 2010 at 12:22 AM

    My ISP once did this to me.

    I guess it’s a good idea when it works. But I’ve never installed any Windows updates and probably won’t in the future, I just failed the internet readiness check. Now I can’t download updates or an antivirus.

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      Nathan

      Friday, October 8, 2010 at 12:37 PM

      @Ha – Well then you’ve probably got Conficker sitting quite comfortably on your computer. Windows Updates are free, you’re a fool not to update.

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    Mandy

    Friday, October 8, 2010 at 1:15 AM

    There goes every single one of the computers connected to my old university’s residential network. Poor bastards.

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    Net Nazi

    Friday, October 8, 2010 at 11:40 AM

    I never thought I’d be saying this but I think Microsoft are right or at least on to something. Quarantining the infected makes sense for diseased humans, animals and computers. All for the greater good.
    If you can’t bothered to keep your computer clean then, no Internet for you!

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    Terry

    Friday, October 8, 2010 at 4:37 PM

    Seems like common sense to me for the greater good.
    If you’re too lazy / paranoid / foolish to keep your PC clear of infectious viruses, then you most certainly should be kept segregated from the general community.
    How anyone can see this as an invasion of privacy is simply beyond me. They (the ‘net police) aren’t talking about searching your hard drive for information.
    As for getting definition updates if you’re offline, that’s simply a matter of using a clean system to download the updates and transfer them across. Pretty simple if you use your noggin.
    Otherwise, use an O.S. that doesn’t get viruses. Good luck finding one of those if your the sort of person who tends to get viruses in the first place.
    As much as it is not Microsoft’s internet, it’s also not YOURS. You cannot simply expect to be able to wander about the public domain if you’re infected.

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    James

    Thursday, October 14, 2010 at 5:06 PM

    I like to think I’ve learnt my lesson now but there was a time when I would pick up the old virus and the only way I managed to fix my machine was by googling what I had and taking the recommended actions… Don’t get me wrong depending on the virus you should do a fresh install but sometimes you what some of your data saved before that.

    I have a couple of computers so no big deal for me but what if you had one how would you find out what you needed to do to heal the thing if you had no internet.

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