Bomb Squad Sent Out To Defuse A…Box Filled With Kittens

A suspicious, bomb-like package was spotted in front of a Social Security Office in Florida. The bomb squad was sent out to defuse the situation but when they arrived, they found out the “bomb” was actually a box filled with kittens.

Apparently, the bomb squad didn’t hear the usual ticking that marks a bomb but rather the soft meow of a cute ‘ol kitten. NBC Miami says:

A quick examination by the experts determined the box’s contents was about to explode – with cute and cuddliness. Inside were two kittens, which the bomb squad manual states is more dangerous to a ball of yarn than to an office building.

Sadly, one of the kittens ran off and has yet to be found. The other will be brought to a shelter. [NBC Miami]

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    Shane

    Monday, October 25, 2010 at 9:29 AM

    “Examined by the experts”??!? Okay, that’s scary in itself…”Sorry sir, you’re not an expert, we can’t trust your opinion” :P

    Box full of kittens, yep that’s going to exploded in a frenzy of claws, teeth and fur, gotta be careful with that

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    Andrew Munford

    Monday, October 25, 2010 at 11:54 AM

    Im just glad they didn’t decide to do the thing where tehy intentionally detonate suspicious packages, like that robotic horse thing they blew up a few weeks ago :P

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    Steve

    Monday, October 25, 2010 at 7:30 PM

    “Modern bombs don’t tick. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.

    Nine times out of ten it’s an electric razor, but every once in a while… it’s a Dildo”

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    Zac

    Tuesday, October 26, 2010 at 9:41 AM

    Umm sorry, but two kittens don’t really equal a box FULL of kittens….Just saying. Also one of the kittens has gone ROGUE so watch out!

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