Balloon Boy Dad Theatre: The Bear Scratch

Remember that whole balloon boy hoax, wherein a terrible man exploited his family to achieve fleeting notoriety through national panic before being fined and jailed? I try not too every day. But Richard Heene is back, scummier than ever.

Go away, Richard Heene! Take your horrible Bear Scratch with you, along with its horrible tagline and horrible bear-baiting logic. I like my crazies wacky-but-harmless, not loud-and-log-brandishing. [CrunchGear]

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    Martin

    Thursday, October 28, 2010 at 3:08 PM

    yyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

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    James Carson

    Thursday, October 28, 2010 at 3:49 PM

    he’s raising money to pay off all his fines

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    RB

    Thursday, October 28, 2010 at 3:51 PM

    no thanks, i like the useless products that i buy to come from much less annoying people…

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    SixIsTaken

    Thursday, October 28, 2010 at 5:46 PM

    Is it just me, or is he trying to look like Billy May?

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    matt

    Friday, October 29, 2010 at 11:08 AM

    way to give him what he wants, Giz…

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