Trekkie Ashes Can Only Be Stored In A Star Trek Urn

It’s not as gaudy as the Star Trek coffin or even the first Star Trek urn, but this latest urn from Eternal Image still captures the hearts (and the rest of the body’s ashes) of Trekkies everywhere.

The Star Trek Urn is officially licensed and available in two models: one that says, “To Boldly Go”, and the other that says, “The Voyage Continues” (I have to give them points for being funny about it). Each Star Trek urn has a capacity of 3000 cubic centimetres, with the body being constructed from natural minerals and the faceplate being etched from stainless steel (plus the image of the Starship Enterprise). The cut-out of the Delta symbol completes the deal.

I’m nowhere near being a Trekkie (I’ve only seen J.J. Abrams’ version, kill me), so I can’t possibly understand leaving your remains in some silly pop-culture canister. I’d like to think that these exist as some sort of sick and twisted joke, but if this is their third Star Trek urn/coffin product, they have to be moving units. To each his own, I guess. The urn costs 800 bucks. [Star Trek via Nerd Approved]