On some days, I really need reassurance regarding my own existence. Thanks to Google and the words of this modern day Rene Descartes, I know how to easily find that reassurance. [The Daily What via High Definite]
On some days, I really need reassurance regarding my own existence. Thanks to Google and the words of this modern day Rene Descartes, I know how to easily find that reassurance. [The Daily What via High Definite]
Michael
Tuesday, September 7, 2010 at 9:48 AMIt’s ok except for when your name is as generic as mine. I can never find myself :(
Dean
Tuesday, September 7, 2010 at 9:54 AMBut what happens when Google reports that you died in a bizarre animal testing laboratory accident (a true story btw).
Brendan
Tuesday, September 7, 2010 at 11:54 AMThat tends to happen when a tear in space/time occurs. Information is sent/received from alternate/parallel realities/universes (of which there are infinite possibilities) and the Internet absorbs some of this information and then it is indexed by Google.
Therefore it is entirely possible that in one parallel reality/universe the person mentioned in Deans post may have in fact died in a bizarre animal testing laboratory accident.
I’d advice having a private memorial service.
Tomas
Wednesday, September 8, 2010 at 12:56 AMThat’s okay, I’m a wanted terrorist from Columbia apparently. Also one of the biggest names in the mercenary/rebel/weapons trade/wmd trade/drug trade down there. Yay go me!
Terry
Tuesday, September 7, 2010 at 11:31 AM@Dean.
Glad to see you recovered ok.
Dean
Tuesday, September 7, 2010 at 2:32 PMAccording to Google, I had found dead in the company canteen from an overdose of the experimental drug I was administering to lab rats, after having drunk 13 pints the night before!
Matt L
Tuesday, September 7, 2010 at 1:13 PMApparently I own a adult film production company… Mirroring my own sex life, the company doesn’t seem that active at all lol
Andy Rogers
Tuesday, September 7, 2010 at 1:22 PMApparently, I’m a leading Australian Sculptor, Lawyer and Free Market Anarchist.
None of these are me :P
http://www.andrewrogers.org/
http://www.andrewrogers.com.au/
http://andrewrogers.net/
Jason
Tuesday, September 7, 2010 at 1:43 PMApparently I’m among an Interpol wanted list for Fraud in South Africa, and I’m most likely residing in Australia or the UK.
[insert spooky wiggly fingers here]