The Absolutely Ridiculous Weapons Of Iran

Their nuclear potential and missiles—despite the dumb Photoshops—are nothing to laugh about. But these images of Iran’s ridiculous “advanced” weapons, shown at their Sacred defence Week 2010 Military Parade, are absolutely hilarious.

The parade, which celebrates their 8-year war with Iraq, looked more like a carnival than the serious military event it was supposed to be. Just look at the contraption above. Is that their version of the kamikaze mini-submarines that the Japanese used in Pearl Harbor in 1941? Maybe someone should tell them that frogmen in giant tin can torpedoes—that probably travel at 1.5 miles per hour—will not be very useful against the Fifth Fleet.

And what did they use to make that pseudo-UAV with a bomb attached? Cardboard painted with green acrylic?

Seriously, this would be sad and laughable if their leaders weren’t so bloody crazy. [Military Photos via Defense Tech]

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    Jon Underwood

    Monday, September 27, 2010 at 4:46 PM

    The current Iranian regime are absolute nutjobs yes, but Yankee jingoism still sucks, Jesus.

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    ed

    Monday, September 27, 2010 at 6:21 PM

    not only does Yankee jingoism suck, but the smart move would be to publically say “awesome weapons, Iran, you guys are totally tough” whilst privately knowing you could kick their asses.

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    enndee

    Monday, September 27, 2010 at 8:04 PM

    umm, not sure if I’m missing the sarcasm here, but weapons, no matter who is wielding them, are no laughing matter.

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    tnarg

    Monday, September 27, 2010 at 8:49 PM

    I suggest the writer of this little jingoistic piece of rubbish looks up “SSN 22″ and see who’s got it and what exactly the US can do about it in enclosed waters like the Gulf :-)

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