OMG U R NOT SERIOUS: Justin Bieber Gets His Own Headphone Line

Dr Dre, what hath ye done? As if 3 per cent of Twitter’s racks weren’t enough, tween demigod Justin Bieber can now lay claim to his own headphone line—part of the Beats by Dre series of audio gear. Totes adorbs!

The JustBeats series (geeee-eeet it?) is available in earbud or cans form—but only in purple, Justin’s fave colour! The press release for the phones, clearly written by someone with a strong sense of irony, laments that young music fans have “never been exposed to high-quality sound.” Yes, and Justin Bieber will be the solution to this social ill. We only hope they fit snugly enough for Segway getaways. [Beats by Dre via Engadget]

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    Luke Eller

    Friday, October 1, 2010 at 8:52 AM

    Don’t worry, he’ll be gone in a year or two, never to be heard from again.

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    Kraiden

    Friday, October 1, 2010 at 10:14 AM

    ….

    A little part of me dies when I see this sort of stuff. overpriced, poor sounding earphones which probably cost 5c to make, and marketed to hipster teen trash. I can picture it now: ZOMG TEH PURPAL!! OMG I LUVS JUSTIN HES SOOOOO CUUUTE <3 d(^_^)b

    I'll stick to my Klipsch S4 earphones which is worth the price tag, thank you very much. *snob nose*

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      Kraiden

      Friday, October 1, 2010 at 10:15 AM

      Wait, are those earbuds photoshopped? Far too symmetrical and clean looking…

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        Drew

        Friday, October 1, 2010 at 11:09 AM

        I don’t think it’s Photoshop. Looks like a 3d program where they’ve put little to no effort to do the lighting properly.

        The material that really makes it look horrible is the earbuds, looks like a generic blinn they’ve thrown on and haven’t adjusted any of the material attributes.

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      G

      Friday, October 1, 2010 at 11:27 AM

      did you write the same thing when dr dre ones came out?

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      Michael

      Friday, October 1, 2010 at 11:40 AM

      The Dr Dre Tours’ actually sound pretty darned good. I didn’t expect that either when I tried them especially since they’re made by Monster. I’ve got the Klipsch S4s and I think the Tours are better by a comfortable margin.
      These JustBeats (cringe) are clearly a different design to the Tours but if they can hang onto some of the sound they have in Tours these may sound OK. Of course you will have live with the indelible knowledge you have owned Justin Bieber merchandise.

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    Andrew

    Friday, October 1, 2010 at 2:05 PM

    I can’t stand Bieber, but I’ve got to say that the Beats earphones are really quite good. Listening to music on my Lady Gaga HeartBeats is really, really amazing.

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