Chuck Norris’s amazing super powers are well known throughout the online universe, but did you know that he’s so powerful, a mere photo of the man can fix your iPhone 4′s reception issues?
As you can see from the video, simply placing a photograph of Walker, Texas Ranger next to an iPhone 4 with no signal is powerful enough to boost the phone to full 3G reception.
I’m pretty sure there’s some signal trickery involved here, but then again, I’m pretty sure Chuck Norris’ tears don’t really cure cancer. I mean, if he’s never cried before, how could we ever be sure?
[Thanks Dan and Matt!]
Daniel Juhn
Tuesday, September 7, 2010 at 9:37 AMHey, that’s my video! : )
Ben
Tuesday, September 7, 2010 at 2:49 PMDude… where did u get that background from its awesome… nd im insanely jealous! hahaha
Joey
Tuesday, September 7, 2010 at 9:43 AMI’m going to carry a photo of him everywhere i go. I didn’t realize just even a photo of him would hold this much power.
Sam
Tuesday, September 7, 2010 at 11:04 AMHow could you NOT realise a photo would hold that much power!
Giantman
Tuesday, September 7, 2010 at 10:49 AMThe Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn’t even come close!
Ripley McStoner
Tuesday, September 7, 2010 at 11:44 AMAttn: Nick
Questioning the superior power of the Chuck Norris will result in a round house kick to your head.
Matt
Tuesday, September 7, 2010 at 12:08 PMOne can only assume that having that picture of Sir Chuck as your lock screen wallpaper would do the same thing. And having it as home screen wallpaper would be doubly effective. Can the person who created that video please upload a scan, so we can all download it? Do it carefully though, to ensure full Norris power
Euthanasia
Tuesday, September 7, 2010 at 3:20 PMCrop Circles are Chuck Norris’s way of telling corn it needs to lie down
Captain Pajama Shark
Tuesday, September 7, 2010 at 5:14 PMChuck Norris can make phone calls on an iPad.
Lost
Tuesday, September 7, 2010 at 10:09 PMChuck Norris can view flash files on any iOS device
ChuckFuckingNorris
Wednesday, September 8, 2010 at 9:00 AMChuck Norris can PRINT Flash content from an iOS4 device