Apple Looking For Metal Experts

If you are a swordsmith with 800 experience, 903 strength, 540 dexterity and 1230 magic points and have an engineering degree focused on amorphous metals, Apple is looking for people to work with their exclusively licensed Liquid Metal technology.

They are looking for an extremely qualified Amorphous Metal Development Manager and an Amorphous Metal Development Engineer, who will have a prominent role in the engineering and manufacturing of new Apple products. Here are some of the requirements.

• Developing amorphous alloy composition, molding and forming processes, and secondary operations (e.g. machining, grinding, finishing) as applicable to Apple requirements.

• Meeting quality, capacity, logistics and cost requirements by working closely with Industrial Design, Product Design and Global Supply Managers.

• Identifying, researching, developing, and qualifying world-class equipment manufacturers and suppliers.

• Optimizing process capabilities to achieve dimensional tolerance and cosmetic finish requirements.

• Developing manufacturing processes including all parameters, consumables and secondary operation requirements to meet defined specifications.

• Working with Global Supply Managers to define and establish supply chain requirements utilizing selected equipment and manufacturing suppliers.

• Amorphous Alloy composition, processing, and finishing familiarity essential.

• Provide onsite support at manufacturing sites during development.

They are also looking for a Metal Process Development Engineer, but that role could be taken by either Wolverine or Eddie Van Halen. [Apple, Apple, Apple via Apple Insider]

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    DK_Son

    Thursday, September 16, 2010 at 10:40 AM

    I can see them getting this new employee to create a giant apple stem from the north pole up a few kms and a few kms wide so they can take a photo from space making the earth look like a giant Apple.

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      Michael

      Thursday, September 16, 2010 at 10:54 AM

      That’s the easy part. The hard part is making the giant adamantium set of teeth to take a bite out of the side of the earth.

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