Thieves Will Steal Your Money Using Their Boobs Instead Of ATM Skimmers

In the past we might have worried about sophisticated card skimmers, sneaky bank fees or armed robbers when we stopped at an ATM, but based on recent events, we may now have to fear attractive bare-breasted female thieves too.

Apparently a man had just finished entering his PIN into a Parisian ATM when he found himself staring at not one, but two pairs of bare breasts. While he enjoyed the view, one of the flashers quickly withdrew 300 euros from his account and fled with her friend right behind her.

The girls were caught on the ATM’s security camera, but remain unidentified. When asked for comment about the entire incident, a spokesperson for the local police department only had these words of warning:

We would advise anyone withdrawing cash from a machine to focus on what they are doing and not allow themselves to be distracted, however attractive the view.

Heed those words of warning, before you too watch your money disappear with a pretty girl. [Telegraph]

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    dawdle

    Tuesday, August 17, 2010 at 12:54 PM

    How dazed was the guy?
    Or are French ATMs exceptionally fast?
    Because it takes time to go from choosing the amount to withdraw and the money physically spitting out.

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    Sam Pryor

    Tuesday, August 17, 2010 at 1:13 PM

    “The girls were caught on the ATM’s security camera, but remain unidentified. ”

    They should bring in some female officers to see if they can focus on the thieve’s faces.

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    Sam

    Tuesday, August 17, 2010 at 1:19 PM

    Where’s that ATM again?

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    Peter T

    Tuesday, August 17, 2010 at 1:23 PM

    If they are good enough, perhaps he got fair value for money?

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    Bruno

    Tuesday, August 17, 2010 at 2:18 PM

    This is serious. We need to keep abreast of this situation. Problems could rise!!

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    Zac

    Tuesday, August 17, 2010 at 4:31 PM

    Unfortunatley this isn’t new, sometimes this is known as a ‘date’ or ‘marriage’ ;P

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    Twinarp

    Tuesday, August 17, 2010 at 4:33 PM

    Are we sure the girls didn’t offer to show him their tits for $300?
    Afterwards he decides he shouldn’t have and cries “flashers!”

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