Flamethrower Trombone: Revenge Of The Marching Band

It’s best not to ask why someone would outfit his trombone with a flamethrower. The better question is why the rest of the brass section hasn’t followed suit.

For fairly obvious reasons, please don’t try this at home or elsewhere. And maybe cheer a little louder at the next half-time show, just in case the band is taking names. [The Daily What]