You Must Flee If Your Fiancée Insists On This Wedding Cake Decoration

My darling love rolled his eyes when I showed him this wedding cake topper. I hope he did that because of the glaring mistakes made by the decorator and not because he thinks I’m trying to give him a hint.

For those unable to spot the mistakes:

1. No person in his or her right mind would abandon perfectly good cans of Red Bull.
2. Gears of War is not available on the PS3.
3. The guy should’ve proposed to a different woman.

I hope the cake was at least tasty. [Reddit]