Justin Bieber’s Failed Segway Getaway

American Treasure Justin Bieber’s physical well-being was endangered this week when his Segway failed to outrun a gawping throng of 12-year-old girls. I’ve never been more thankful for the existence of video cameras.

The incident took place in Glendale, Arizona, where it didn’t take long for Bieber’s innocent meet-and-greet to turn ugly. Sadly, the pop sensation’s Segway skills are nowhere near those of, say, the Woz, and the video ends with Bieber nigh trampled by the mob. I hope/assume he made it out of there alive.

Don’t worry, Justin. Soon enough you’ll get that driver’s licence and you can leave personal transporters behind like every other folly of youth. [NY Mag]

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    Troy MacDonald

    Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 12:01 PM

    I would have loved to see him get crushed beyond repair, and end his teeny bopper career

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      Chris Guerin

      Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 4:35 PM

      I would pay good money to see that :P

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        Nathan Holmes

        Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 2:03 AM

        I Would pay good money to make it happen.

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    Pete

    Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 12:12 PM

    Isn’t “it” Canadian?

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    jsmith

    Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 12:53 PM

    Justin is Canadian.

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    Ker

    Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 2:15 PM

    The horny little boy was probably loving every minute of it.

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    Peter

    Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 5:31 PM

    Lame…

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    the black texta

    Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 5:31 PM

    I have the latest version of Flash but I cant see the video. halp

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      Seamus Byrne

      Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 5:43 PM

      Weird. It’s just a YouTube clip.

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    Wigley69

    Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 7:01 PM

    Bloody hell those girls are sad.

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      Joel Bruce

      Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 2:26 AM

      Psychos they may be, but you can’t say you wouldn’t love to be on the receiving end of that wave of short shorts

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    Jubbin Grewal

    Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 8:43 PM

    Thats the biggest fail I’ve ever seen.

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    Hugh Van Weeren

    Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 9:13 PM

    I think I’m going to be sick

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