American Treasure Justin Bieber’s physical well-being was endangered this week when his Segway failed to outrun a gawping throng of 12-year-old girls. I’ve never been more thankful for the existence of video cameras.
The incident took place in Glendale, Arizona, where it didn’t take long for Bieber’s innocent meet-and-greet to turn ugly. Sadly, the pop sensation’s Segway skills are nowhere near those of, say, the Woz, and the video ends with Bieber nigh trampled by the mob. I hope/assume he made it out of there alive.
Don’t worry, Justin. Soon enough you’ll get that driver’s licence and you can leave personal transporters behind like every other folly of youth. [NY Mag]




















Troy MacDonald
Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 12:01 PMI would have loved to see him get crushed beyond repair, and end his teeny bopper career
Chris Guerin
Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 4:35 PMI would pay good money to see that :P
Nathan Holmes
Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 2:03 AMI Would pay good money to make it happen.
Pete
Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 12:12 PMIsn’t “it” Canadian?
jsmith
Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 12:53 PMJustin is Canadian.
Ker
Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 2:15 PMThe horny little boy was probably loving every minute of it.
Peter
Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 5:31 PMLame…
the black texta
Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 5:31 PMI have the latest version of Flash but I cant see the video. halp
Seamus Byrne
Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 5:43 PMWeird. It’s just a YouTube clip.
Wigley69
Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 7:01 PMBloody hell those girls are sad.
Joel Bruce
Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 2:26 AMPsychos they may be, but you can’t say you wouldn’t love to be on the receiving end of that wave of short shorts
Jubbin Grewal
Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 8:43 PMThats the biggest fail I’ve ever seen.
Hugh Van Weeren
Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 9:13 PMI think I’m going to be sick