For only $US101,500 plus the cost of a custom plate, you too can laugh at the thought of using gas to run your Tesla Roadster. Just make sure the celebratory drive isn’t longer than 400km. [Reddit]
Or I'd make the number plate Battery and hammer down the freeway playing the Metallica song of the same name.
The irony is that electric motors (and bearings etc) still need lubrication... So oil is the one thing he WILL need