Darth Vader Robbed A Bank

Darth Vader must either be down on his luck or trying to gather funds for another Death Star, because he was last seen robbing a bank in Long Island, New York. Here’s what the poor bank teller faced:

Scary, no? I mean, what on earth do you do if you glance up to see a 6’2″ (188cm) tall Sith Lord sporting camouflage pants and a blue cape? Do you even wait for him to flash his gun or do you just fork over the cash before the Force chokes you? [WPIX via Gothamist]

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    Chris M

    Friday, July 23, 2010 at 10:16 AM

    You will bring Solo and the Wookie to………. wait ……. You will bring the money to me!

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    Ripley McStoner

    Friday, July 23, 2010 at 10:19 AM

    Wheres his light sabre????

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    Joel

    Friday, July 23, 2010 at 10:40 AM

    i guess the cops and George Lucas will be looking for this guy for robbery!!

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    LGB

    Friday, July 23, 2010 at 10:46 AM

    LOL..
    Vader robbing a bank wearing cammies…

    Yeah great Idea ..you wouldn’t want to stand out while making your getaway….

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    Phil Dawson

    Friday, July 23, 2010 at 10:48 AM

    and the wife said he’d never use it!

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    JC

    Friday, July 23, 2010 at 11:14 AM

    where in the hell can we find Luke skywalker to stop him lol

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    Nato

    Friday, July 23, 2010 at 11:56 AM

    Expect Lucas to sue this guy for using a Star Wars characters likeness to rob a bank.

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    Harry

    Friday, July 23, 2010 at 12:17 PM

    This must be the real Vader, look at the guy behind Vader in the second pic, he is definatly feeling the effets of a force choke followed by a force push.

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    Joe

    Friday, July 23, 2010 at 12:28 PM

    The propoganda reveiled as false! I never believe that ‘issues in the supply of titanium’ bullcr*p! finally revelead it is, why the 2nd death star was never completed during revenge of the jedi.
    Busted Vader! If anyone has the truth behind the empire’s funding woes post to Wikileaks now.

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    JP

    Monday, July 26, 2010 at 7:25 AM

    Does anyone else think that this was so cool that he should just be allowed to keep the money?

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