Trendy English retailer Selfridges’ “nipple enhancers” have an alluring product description promising that “the natural look is back”. Men love a bit of silicon. But what would you think if one of these fell off during a groping session?
Not exactly sexy then, are they? Still, Selfridges claims that the “Body Perks nipple enhancers are the latest fashion accessory for your breasts”, and I reckon they’d work just fine on manboobs too. Someone should send this woman a freebie pair. Only £9.95/$US14. [Selfridges]
Matt
Thursday, May 27, 2010 at 9:50 AMMen can achieve similar results by sticking a spare tv remote control down their pants. And if that falls out while groping you can just say, “So that’s where it went!”
Nato
Thursday, May 27, 2010 at 3:57 PMWhat about a banana down the pants and when she discovers it just say “this is my way of saying you are getting a bit chubby and should eat healthier”.