Is flatulence ruining your love life? My friends, look no further than the Better Marriage Blanket, a fart-absorbing wünderspread that means you’ll never again have to blame it on the dog. This is a real thing!
Remember, it’s got activated carbon fabric: “the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons.” You know, in case you’re tooting mustard gas. [NextRound]
Letty Rosendale
Monday, June 7, 2010 at 11:11 AMWe saw this on T.V. last night. Couldn’t stop laughing. Wondered when they’d come up with something so silly AND practical. “FELLAS, NO MORE DO YOU NEED TO ‘FAN’ THE BLANKETS TO LET THE CRITTERS OUT!” LOL