Bollywood superstar Shah Rukh Khan doesn’t give a damn about his naughty bits showing in airport security full body scans. In fact, he’s turned them into dedicated glamour photos. According to him, only people with small penises whine about it.
I was in London recently going through the airport and these new machines have come up, the body scans. You’ve got to see them. It makes you embarrassed—if you’re not well endowed.
You walk into the machine and everything – the whole outline of your body – comes out.
I was a little scared. Something happens [inside the scans] , and I came out.
Then I saw these girls – they had these printouts. I looked at them. I thought they were some forms you had to fill. I said ‘give them to me’ – and you could see everything inside. So I autographed them for them.
The exact same thing happened to me at Heathrow recently. Except that there weren’t any girls, but a fat security guy named Ralph. [Yahoo!]
Eng
Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 10:44 AMAfter all the talk about privacy….. how did those girls get print outs?
Steve
Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 11:12 AMYeah i want print outs too!
luju
Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 11:23 AMi think the reason he’s not embarressed about the body scan is because he himself, is a giant dick
SteveM
Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 12:19 PM“Great. A printout of some punter I don’t know, autographed by the same guy I don’t know. Can’t even eBay it.”
Hold them back.
Jubbin Grewal
Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 4:36 AMWell he’s got more money than any Hollywood actor.. and is huge in India. It’ll fetch alot. Ignorance loses you cash.
Monkeypuncher
Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 10:07 PMI’m looking forward to being pulled aside for going through one of these while sporting a woody. “But Sir, the scanner clearly indicated he had a weapon in his pants!”…will have to wear tracky-dacks for that memorable flight.