A Screw-In Coffin Is Clever And Economical

1:20PM February 10, 2010 | Jason Chen

This screw-in coffin seems very economical, both in saving ground space and not having to have heavy equipment to lower your family members into the ground. Cemeteries have limited ground in meatspace, so putting people in edgewise just makes sense.

Best of all, that lid comes with a religion-appropriate top, so that any Duckist can show off the proper symbol for their faith. [Random Good Stuff]

Comments

  • Your Mate Alex

    February 10, 2010 at 2:35 PM

    That’s one bad day. Dead AND dizzy

  • miles

    February 10, 2010 at 4:26 PM

    to heaven or hell.
    who chooses your afterlife?
    chin up or balls up..

  • MaZ

    February 10, 2010 at 4:32 PM

    I guess we’ll all be screwed..
    (sorry for the horrible joke)

  • Kif

    February 10, 2010 at 4:54 PM

    So if we die, we’re screwed…

    This is the ultimate convenience for grave robbers.

  • Veagor

    February 10, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    Does this mean we’ll be seeing Grave Robbers carrying around massive screwdrivers? That would be a pain if you lived next to a graveyard

  • olearymo

    February 11, 2010 at 11:55 AM

    Wow, I’m not religious, but this really… kinda seems awful. Laying someone to rest vertically? I know some cultures do that with crypts, but… no thanks.

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